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Want to watch Friends?

Synonymous with "want to have sex?" but instead, one puts on an episode of friends beforehand.
Justin: Want to watch Friends?
Tara: I barely know you...but sure, I love Friends!
by Jidan February 28, 2011
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slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble
“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”
by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019
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Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.
by ChampionG December 22, 2016
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Watchtower

They're this badass thrash-prog band that had some great stuff back in the 80s. You see, they started out in Austin, Texas and basically did NWOBHM and Rush covers before recording the greatest thrash album known to man, Energetic Disassembly. After this, their guitarist Billy White left because he was a sissy and didn't like metal. Their singer Jason McMaster also left to join some glam band called Dangerous Toys or whatever. They got replaced by new guys, like Ron Jarzombek and Alan Tecchio in time to record the greatest prog album known to man, Control and Resistance. After this, Jarzombek got hand problems and Tecchio left, so Watchtower sort of disbanded.

They're doing shows again, but we've been waiting for a third album since 1989 :/
Jim: Hey man, check this band out, they're crazy.

Bob: WHOA, who is this?

Jim: Oh, they're called Watchtower. Pretty cool, huh?

Bob: Hell yeah, where can I get some of their CD's?

Poser: MoAr LyKe CrOtCh-ToWeR, aMiRiTe?
by Tx_Metalhed November 27, 2010
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Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.
That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011
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Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.
"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.
by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019
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Bird watching

The act of checking out a guy’s bulge or visible penis line
Hey dude, Gray sweat pants season is coming...there’s gonna be a lot of bird watching going on with all that visible penis line walking around
by TrblMkr September 26, 2020
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