irish wake

The act of taking a Guinness enima to get drunk quicker. Much like the French who discovered that shooting wine into the ass can get you drunk quicker.

My arse leaks all the time since I did those Irish Wakes.

by Jimi Jam September 22, 2004

wikey

a wikey is a wanna be pikey, someone that owns a four by four, a caravan, sells dags (pikey for dogs), and will sell you anyone of them, even though they're a nice middle class boy deep down. Predominantly seen in the festival, and party scene, often owns a 'bit of land' in southern spain, or similar.

he's such a wikey

by rupert November 11, 2003

wakeyba

Wakeyba is a smart, out going and all around amazing person to be around! She's in a class of her own, yet loving, respectful and kind! She's a great listener with the only the truth to tell!;

That's a hell cat on wheels, that's a Wakeyba!

by All woman December 21, 2016

wakeyria

Kind person, non judgmental, willing to help others, and calm.

Wakeyria is calm.

by Kieshag March 13, 2017

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025

Wakeeny

The act of ejaculating in a women's vagina and then snorting it out with your nose.

That wakeeny really spiced things up in our relationship.

by Cleeze November 2, 2009

wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.

When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.

by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010