When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025
Example - I took a cum while laying in my bed and it landed inside of my belly button, looks like I have a vanilla volcano now
by Tyrannus54 March 25, 2025
by Himothy Timothy May 26, 2025
A rarer form of Sprite. You can only really get it at those fancy custom drink dispensers at movie theaters and such.
by eb4 July 09, 2022
by ZackNich2175 August 13, 2012
Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.
"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"
by Justinho September 10, 2010
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