ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

ur mom

A phrase used by young adults. It is very addicting and is used in most sentences or as they call it “comebacks”. It is used in all conversations.

“Hey how was your day?”
“Ur mom”

“What are you doing during recess?”

“Ur mom”

by UWUbakabaddie_x November 30, 2021

ur mom

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022

Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.

Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude

by urmadda October 12, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

ur mom

a sexy woman

"ur mom is sexy

by ootem6900 January 8, 2022