Twisted

The 227 F Incident

The highest temperature ever recorded in Twisted's Keysota was 227 °F

by onepiece430 February 16, 2023

Twisted

Means you are drunk and high on coke

And he is looking forward to seeing you and eating your pussy

Wow I am twisted

by Joe12993 July 26, 2024

Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024

twisted tit

A shot of vodka with lemon, and red bull.

would you like a twisted tit?

What?!

It's a shot!

by Twistedtitcreator August 18, 2016

twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.

by TheTLang April 9, 2019

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

Moral Boost-Twist

when a friend gives you a moral boost, yet it's so twisted and you like it.

John gave me a moral boost-twist

by Bogh-Daddy August 13, 2020