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So twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
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Twisted

To be drunk and under the influence of drugs eg. Pills magic coke (stimulants) not drugs like weed, ket and heroin
Got fully twisted at that gaff yesterday
by Scousetroublexxx December 29, 2017
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Twisted soulmates

Group of geniuses with similar twisted thoughts and amusements
We would like to invite you to join our group of twisted soulmates.
by GrannyKeith@PH May 2, 2018
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twisting your tail

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results
If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)
by Sexydimma March 28, 2017
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Twisted

Jerome: Yo, what happened to that foo' Latrell
George: He got twisted my nigga
by Ggang01 May 2, 2017
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Mist Twist

1. A Pepsi Brand Drink.
2. Something considered stupid, or idiotic.
Did you see that Mist Twist? It was so stupid!
by MemeShadow March 1, 2017
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