Turkish Sandwich

A group sex configuration where by multiple people are seated on each other's lap, in a stacked manner.

Example: Mary was seated on Paul's knee, Sally was seated on Mary's knee, and Joe was seated on Sally's knee.
Ian Fleming described this as a Turkish Sandwich when describing a particularly close knit group at a managerial board meeting where secretaries were seated on their bosses's knee.

by Jimmy Bondo April 2, 2013

Turkish Carbomb

A sex position in which a man puts whip cream on the tip of his penis, then jerks off.Right before ejaculating, he yells "alalalalalalaa" and jizzes on the lucky girl' face

Her babe, i bought whip ceam fo our Turkish carbomb tonight

by XxXCADEXxX May 20, 2009

Turkish Coffee

A Turkish coffee usually transpires between two interested parties even though one party’s intrinsic value plummets at the end of the transaction. The dominant party in the negations first deposits a portfolio of diarrhea/feces into the bank of the mouth of the losing party. Many experts and activists of the Turkish coffee claims that such a deposit must be “foamy” and also can be served in a tea cup for those who want to be more sophisticated and not Norwegian. Furthermore, the traditional Turkish coffee, a method formulated by great Turkish stock analysts, is served in a cup and after the “coffee” is consumed, the person can flip over the cup unto a plate and allow for their fortune to be read from the markings and impressions left in the cup. However, legend does have it that the Turkish coffee may have originated in a Turkish restaurant in London.

1.Max cannot find a good Turkish coffee in all of London
2. Ras wishes his mother can serve him her Turkish coffee.
3. It has been well known that heating your Turkish coffee in a kettle can amplify the experience.
4.Luke loves his Turkish coffee served with cocks side by side of him.

by Mary Saves James July 30, 2009

turkish

A people known for colonization and genocide, even though they act like no genocide of Armenians has ever happened. They have strong anti-Arab and anti-Muslim feelings even though they're (nonpracticing) Muslims themselves.
They usually long for their lost great civilisation, and feel that Arabs are the source of the shit that has happened to them (although to a lesser extent than persians).
They're known of being a great colonial power in the past, but now they're just a shitty little country begging to be in EU.

Turkish people are not actually Muslims, the average American is more Muslim than them.

by HBZ55 August 4, 2009

Turkish execution

When you and 5 of your friends line up and get head from a slut, then blow your loads in her face like a goddamn firing squad.

This girl was so busted, the only way we'd ever let her into our party was after we gave her the turkish execution.

by Hennessey July 21, 2006

Turkish Steam Bath

Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.

Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!

by Chuckels Fett March 1, 2009

Turkish Delight

When you have sex with a female while she has her period, you mix it up by putting your penis in the vagina and anus. Thus mixing pink & brown, like the chocolate; Turkish delight

to make the most out of her period, we had a turkish delight

by Fuzzy Smurf August 20, 2011