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ah yes the scalene triangle

a joke referring to the scalene triangle. originated by tumblr user coolscar, in a number of homestuck related posts. is well-known due to the confusion it causes.
hipster: what the hell does "ah yes the scalene triangle" mean? its all over tumblr
homestucker: its a homestuck reference, dont bother.
by weensaw September 16, 2012
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bermuda triangle

The act of two cars parking diagonally on either side of another car to form a triangle shape with the curb, thus making it difficult for the middle car to leave.
(Noun) We thought it would be funny if we made a bermuda triangle around him in the parking lot.

(Verb) I couldnt leave the movies until 9 because two people decided to bermuda triangle me in the parking lot.
by rickst13 February 16, 2004
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Aarti Triad

It only occurs when one is being itchy and feeling sleepy and is bored. All three events must occur simultaneously for the triad to be completed. It is generally well known that it is hazardous to be around a person suffering from the Aarti Triad and it is highly advised to take strict safety precautions.
maaan i'm so itchy and kinda sleepy but sooo bored.... I wonder if I have... Aarti Triad!!!
by aarti triad maker July 19, 2010
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tikana

a word used to describe a virgin sex god/virgin porn star. envied by his male accquaintences because of his extreme good looks and knowledge of sex. often mistaken for a guy who gets all the girls, but really he's a big fat virgin.
guy one: look at that skuxx over there. he probz fuks a different chick every night.

guy two: naww, that guy is a tikana.
by nunilover November 17, 2009
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triangle scrub

the act of scratching your balls with the shaft of ones penis. used normally after having sex with a dirsty whore to try yto get rid of stds
dude after the whore i had to do the triangle scrub for four hours
by candyman420 May 25, 2012
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trianal

When a thot has 3 big black cocks inserted into her anal cavity
Friend 1: "My sister has been walking funny."
Friend 2: "That's because me and some homeboys trianaled her so hard last night"
by Jack_Master420 March 10, 2016
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taikan

this means a fat man/woman who tries to go on a diet but ends up gaining more weight
"thats a taikan right there!"
by M1l0pm4 September 30, 2020
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