sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.

"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.

by ohdann December 18, 2012

shit diss track

When Hugo Adolfsson makes a rap song.

Hugos made a shit diss track

by Diss God September 1, 2017

National Track Star Day

National Track star day is the official day for the best sport in the world Track and Field it takes place on November 6 of every year

Tomorrow will be National Track Star Day

by The Real Christian E. August 1, 2023

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Beaten Track

When said cock is mutilated with in a clamp stand

Coates falls into a clamp. Oh no! he has got a beaten track.

by MNNVCXZASDEWQ January 4, 2022

Train tracks

When someone's underwear is loaded with skid marks

That guy over there has train tracks in his underwear.

by Keebles April 4, 2023

track princess

A girl who doesn't look like a drugged out junkie but is. More so refers to hardcore drugs such as meth, heroin, coke, crack, and various pills.

Are you sure she's got a gram a day heroin addiction? She's wearing Juicy sweatpants and uggs for God's sake.

Yeah, I'm positive. She's a total track princess.

by Marty's Tshirt December 23, 2013