Chris Redfield

A man so sexy that he can make any man fuck his sister

You: have you heard about Chris redfield?
Me: you should not have said that

by Chris kisser69 November 24, 2021

chris kael

A badass motherfucker and leader of The Kael Army. Currently playing bass for Five Finger Death Punch.

Metal Bass Guitar Five Finger Death Punch Heavy Metal Beard The Beard Beards Spector Chris Kael

by Kommander Kael December 27, 2013

chris kyle

The greatest, most badass soldier to every have been blessed to wear a US uniform, or any uniform for that matter. Rivals Chuck Norris in badassery. Has confirmed 160 kills as a sniper, claimed about 250. Did not stop until the job was done. A true American patriot. Loyal to his country, his men, and his family. Tragically killed by a mad vet whom he was trying to help. Rest in Peace Chris Kyle.

Chris Kyle is the most successful sniper in American history.

by runnin'wild January 25, 2015

Chris Rocked

Verb

1. To be hit incredibly hard

2. To face the consequences of running your mouth

“He got real disrespectful so he got his shit Chris Rocked”

by ChrisRockDeservedIt March 28, 2022

Chris Bores

A hack, phony, plagiarizing pathetic imitator that due to his own lack of creativity must rip-off James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd.

That was one cool AVGN video, I bet in a few days Chris Bores will make one just like it.

by Jimmy Baba August 25, 2010

Chris Ellis

Usually has red hair, mostly about 6 foot tall and they love having sex with chuncky mexicans.

hey dude did u see Chris Ellis last night and that big

mexican

by zach with the x box January 18, 2011

Chris Hansen'd

Getting Chris Hansen'd comes from the popular TV show 'To catch a predator' where Chris Hansen and the FBI did an investigation into sick pedobears who attempt to illicit sex with 13 and 14 year old boys and girls.

A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.

The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.

Barry: "Oh shit, did you hear about Keith getting Chris Hansen'd?"
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."

by Cameron8276 July 29, 2011