Speed tits

Women's Breasts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. Often seen on swimmers or dancers. So called for their aerodynamic efficiency.

Sarah weighs 98 pounds. She's got speed tits.

by Eyereamer November 23, 2016

Lit tit

When the tits are so hot that they are literally on fire

Yo I heard javarious saw sharkeishas lit tit and he fainted

by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017

Triangle tits

When someone's nipples show through their shirt, but just their nipples, not the rest of their boobs, and they look like sticks or triangular prisms under their shirts. Mostly seen on women in many 1940s and '50s movies.

Mary's shirt was so thin, you could see her triangle tits.

by Mattymona May 9, 2014

Rockstar Tits

Man-boobs resulting from lack of exercise and overeating. It is important to note that the man flaunts his RSTs (Rockstar Tits) with no shame.

"Damn yo, that dude was shaking his rockstar tits in the club... I though he was a broad for a minute until I looked at his face."

"Did you see that rich dude rocking his RSTs at the beach. Somehow I'm jealous of that RST swag."

by The CK1 October 21, 2013

battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011

Old tit

Alternative term for mother.

"I forgot to get my old tit a mothers day card"

by Borris Johnson January 12, 2009

tits on a whale

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.

1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)

by solflyvoy August 21, 2008