Cunt

Rural Canadian term for a male pig

Farmer 1: "Yeah my cunt had won a Nobel Peace Prize."
Farmer: "Yeah, when cunts fly!"

by Big Man Billy June 6, 2018

Cunt

The vagina is a girl.

Nice cunt bitch.

by MrMasterNobz98 June 13, 2014

Cunt

Person who jumps a queue at the bar

Hey you cunt, get to the back of the queue

by Bundy1545 July 11, 2018

Cunt

Someone who is an utter prick and who you hate. Can be used in the same way as prick or dick but a worse term.

"may is being a bit of a cunt a the moment"
"You ate my sandwich you cunt"

by Benifitsben November 12, 2017

Cunt

A stupid boy often called Alisdair who doesn't appreciate the wonderful Paiges around him.

Cunt is being dumb again

by Gelatobeam March 21, 2017

Cunt

An word used to describe a mean and sexually active woman. Also can be used as a put down to a guy who is minding his own business who is sexually active and can be used interchangeably with the word, dick.

John: She was totally acting like a cunt the other day. She was so mean, hmmm I wonder why.
Robert: I dunno, I think she's soooo in Love with mr. Browneye's "a bit", the cunt over there
John: Well, you can't bust a nut in it, but you can love it and call it your own. It's fam-for-less.
Robert: Yea, they would make a greaaat couple.
(John walks away as a tripod crashes to the ground during a stage performance at a bar).

by Broken Spokes November 8, 2017

Cunt

In Australia, it can mean 2 things, depending on the context. It can either mean an extreme dickhead or mate.

For example "Oh yeah mate she's a stupid cunt", that is derogatory but if you said "sick cunt" then that is just replacing the word mate.

by sexysexylemonpexyinventor July 26, 2018