trail hoes

Single females in a group of 2 or more that are generally young and sexually open to new experiences that you and your buddy meet on a hiking trail or expedition through a National Park or general outdoor excursion.

They make for great hiking partners and like to have a "good" time after dark which can provide for a more interesting experience on your journey.

Bro1: Hey Bro let's get ready for the big adventure at the beautiful national park this coming weekend.
Bro2: You bet man it's going to be a great time and maybe we will meet some trail hoes while we are at it!

by PeaceXLove777 June 19, 2020

NHP Trail

A gross place where rich white kids party in New Hyde Park LI

Hey, wanna go get lit at the trail this weekend? NHP Trail

by Bobby8nyc January 4, 2020

Snicker Trail

An over ran FOURTH POINT OF CONTACT of milk chocolate, soft nougat, and chunks of peanut.

Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.

Dude, when Khloe got out of the shower she told me to come up and fuck her in the ass. What she forgot to mention was that she took a fresh shit AFTER the shower! Who does that?! She looked back at me and said, "Welcome to the Snicker Trail! Your peanut allergy is most welcome!" Luckily I had my EpiPen.

by Jberry0816 January 13, 2024

Oregon trail

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.

by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020

off trail

Not on the groomed trail or stuck in a hole

God we have to pull him out again . “Hey at least I go off trail”

by Polaris11 November 14, 2019

Unhappy Trail

The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.

Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.

by Buddy1994 January 2, 2018

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025