Oscar is a handsome guy. He is very good at everything and he gets all the hot girls. He is very smart and has an IQ of over 200 because he watches Rick and Morty. He is great at sex and amazing at kissing. This is the guy of your dreams
by Raxsodk February 1, 2019

Living in saint mandé, currently going to build some muscles at the gym the Monday, Friday and Thursday around 9 p.m.
he’s a cute short dude with brown hair.
He’s short but down there it isn’t
he’s a cute short dude with brown hair.
He’s short but down there it isn’t
by Maya l’abeille November 22, 2021

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by motorspirit August 7, 2024

Oscar is the biggest simp, any lady that he finds he will lay out a red carpet for them just so he can get into the friendzone
Oscar is a massive simp
by Ooogagooga March 3, 2020

good bloke, loves a bit of cucumber with his ham and cheese to spice things up. Love is an understatement for he attraction to yellow rubber ducks. But the one downside is that he is absolutely WANK at hockey.
by Big Cunt Master March 30, 2019

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
