Button's Syndrome

The phenomenon where people looks better, hotter or younger naturally or unnaturally through aging.

"Dude your mum's got serious Button's Syndrome."
"Ewww... Don't even think about it."

by mitual February 5, 2009

Sotarks syndrome

The Sotarks syndrome describes the habit to listen to a song just to hear if you can create a osu beatmap with "1-2 patterns" in it.
The name is based on the mapper Sotarks, who is very well known for his "1-2 patterns" in the rythm game osu.

I have the Sotarks syndrome. I can't stop searching for fitting songs.

by CircleClicker82 November 7, 2018

BC Syndrome

BC (Broken Cock) syndrome is a genetic disorder mainly found in men who are considered to be pussies. An example of a pussy is a man who rides in the passenger seat of his own car just because he "doesn't feel like driving". It is specifically when your boyfriend cannot perform in the bedroom since his dick hurts every time he gets hard and is too much of a bitch to get it looked at by a doctor.

Fuck, not again Brian, you really need to get your dick checked out in case you have BC syndrome.
Oh no, I hope I don't have BC syndrome... Oh wait, I'm not a bitch so that isn't possible.

by Det. Andrew Jacobs March 8, 2021

Heroine Syndrome

A attributive syndrome which only occurs in females between the age of 11-18 years. This syndrome causes females to become self-centered and also makes them think that they will get 4-8 years of anime events which will never happen to occur during their high school ~ university period. People that have been fully taken over by this syndrome will become overconfident, tryhard, and picky. These people will also be subjected to trashy anime tropes such as: Tsundere, Yandere, Dandere, and Yuudere.

"Doctor, my daughter suddenly became extremely self centered, overconfident, and her personality even changed over night! What should I do?"

"Ma'am, these side affects indeed indicate this is a serious case of Heroine Syndrome"

by Yuiinon July 1, 2021

Retail Syndrome

When you go out shopping to buy a couple of things but have an urge to buy even more. Generally followed by silly excuses, e.g. I needed one of those, we're running out of them, it was on offer. Women suffer most from it.

Dude 1: I went into fake-mart to buy a pack of smarties, and I walked out with a whole cow!

Dude 2: Dude 1, you've suffered retail syndrome!

by old_chap May 9, 2010

Stilinski Syndrome

You love Stiles Stilinski and would like to marry him, but unfortunately he is a fictional Character. You don't care that he is a fictional character and you love him anyway. When someone tells you that they can't love you, you feel sad and are pulled into reality for a short time. But girl dream what you want, even if you know it can't come true, don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't dream. I mean what are dreams for.

Person A: I have the Stilinski Syndrome, so respect my feelings for Stiles Stilinski, I can't help it.
Person B: Fine, I didn't say anything

by justhey February 11, 2021

Fuckhead Syndrome

A Syndrome denoting one's overly zealous, overly attention-seeking, overly "jock"; ultimately "over-rated" behavior. First diagnosed in Hobart Tasmania (2005).

"Vossy you suffer a severe case of Fuckhead Syndrome"!

"Charles* I love you, but I can't have this baby if there's even the slightest possibility he might inherit the disorder?"

*Charles is a all-rounder family-man who enjoys a good book and a snuggle with his wife in front of an open wood-fire. Made famous by the controversial statement "Charles, shut the fuckup"!- Subsequently, a slander commonly used to offend those suffering FS.

Note: Charles, in the context of FS, is oven confused with Charles Anderson; a heavy-weight boxing champion In New York. Both Charles do however bear similar physical features (prominent belly, and menacing facial-profile), this often accounts for the confusion in Identity.

by Bosnian Homo November 10, 2008