Muff Snuffler

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.

Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'

by BeMo February 12, 2008

Muff duster

Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.

"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

muff divers

People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.

Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

by Chetchez October 21, 2010

Armpit Muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff

ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff

by jackandsallysloveeeee July 5, 2007

Muff-Driving

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.

"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."

by SCOONLAN August 25, 2012