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Puppet master

Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.
Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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Krundle Master

One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.
"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."
by HaNdGr3NaDe September 6, 2009
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masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.
by scodder May 9, 2010
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Master Fisher

One who has mastered the art of baiting.
To become the Master Fisher, one must first become the Master Baiter.
by Lardnutz August 5, 2008
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Master Shifu

Master Shifu is the greatest being to ever exist. He is the little red panda with the big mustache from Kung Fu Panda. He is out Lord and saviour!
I pray to you Master Shifu, may you rip :(
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Master Chiefing It

When, in a video game, one runs at full speed to avoid the effects of gunfire and explosives, specifically area of effect explosions.

The theory goes, that if you Master Chief It with enough skill, no one can touch you until you slow down, hesitate or stop going in a straight line.
What the fuck dude, I couldn't shoot you for shit?!

Not surprised mate, I was Master Chiefing It like a bitch
by King Ceri February 26, 2011
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Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.
The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.
by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009
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