Internet Owls

Pictures of owls on the Internet, usually accompanied with sarcastic phrases written in Internet language. The three most famous Owls consist of the following.

- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".
When in need of a response, remember the Internet owls.
by O RLY October 06, 2005
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teh internets

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.
"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"
by Aaron Engstrom May 16, 2006
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Internet ADD

Surfing an inordinate amount of websites in very little time.
Jen: I saw you on facebook chat and I attempted to chat with you, but when I hit send, it said you were offline.

Chris: Yeah, I was only there for a few seconds, I got internet ADD.
by truntle August 07, 2009
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internet tourettes

A condition characterized by the uncontrollable quoting of Youtube videos and other internet memes, at appropriate or inappropriate times.
A. "wow, some guy started trolling our dorm's email list."
B. "I'm not trollin'! I am boxxee, you see? :D :D :D "
A. "wow, you have serious internet tourettes."
B. "LOOOOVE!!!"

A. "Hey, how many cupcakes do we have left?"
B. "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"
C. "MORE CUPCAKES THAN YOUR STOMACH HAS ROOM FOR!!!!"
A. "....."
by pantsy mcpantserson June 07, 2010
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internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off
imma go bust a internet nut
by tj January 12, 2004
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internet attractive

a person who is attractive by internet standards, but unattractive out in the real world
person-1~Did you meet up with that chick you met on myspace?
person-2~ Yea, but it turns out she was just internet attractive.
by tictacornge February 02, 2008
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Internet Virgin

Someone Who has never watch porn on the internet
Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit.
Person#1.You never saw a porn site.......U are a internet virgin.
by SEAMOORENUTTS June 19, 2009
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