When "one's" ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, butthole, etc. Usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some Broad and not showering afterwards.
I need to go shower ASAP, I got a wicked bad case of Glue Balls!!!
I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!
I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!
by Catphish18 September 7, 2007
Get the Glue Ballsmug. The unpleasant, enduring reaction to cliff-hanger endings particular to the HBO show, "True Blood." This is derived from the idea that "True Blood" never quite climaxes, rather cutting to the credits just before the episode comes to fruition, which, in effect, is detrimental to the viewer's body and mind. The pain simulates blue-balls, lasts for days, and can only be pacified by another episode of "True Blood." Unfortunately, such a solution reaps the same consequences.
This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.
This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.
"Man fucking shit, I have to wait nine months to get rid of these true-balls."
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"
by Ludovico 6710 September 25, 2009
Get the true-ballsmug. “Harry Maguire is terrible”. Whoever said that has no ball knowledge since they don’t know that maguire is amazing
by beneficialtrap February 6, 2023
Get the ball knowledgemug. by Rubber sole February 23, 2017
Get the B-ballmug. This is synonymous with testicular body odor. Chili describes the odor emanating from sweaty male testes. The degree of "chili-ness" will vary depending on
(1) the size of the balls,
(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the balls,
(3) amount of pubes growing from the vulnerable region, and
(4) the diet of the host.
It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.
(1) the size of the balls,
(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the balls,
(3) amount of pubes growing from the vulnerable region, and
(4) the diet of the host.
It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.
by Sara U. October 30, 2007
Get the chili ballsmug. Shut up and lick my balls
by Ben February 11, 2003
Get the Ball lickermug. Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
by Professor Poo January 11, 2008
Get the butter-ballingmug.