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jack pleasure

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
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jack

1. in the washington DC / metro area a jack is a cigarette

2. like everywhere else it can also be to steal
1. yo man can i bum a jack?

2. fuck he just jacked my box of jacks
by niggermon August 6, 2010
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Jack gilinsky

A fine ass dude from Vine and he's best friend is Jack Johnson
Me:mannnnnnnn jack gilinsky is a snack wait fuck a snack he's a full fuckin meal💦👅
My friend:ikr
by Amos:Jadegothoes July 12, 2018
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jack in the jocks

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014
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jack gilinsky

he's a guy that's really fucking hot and cute and when he smiles u die
Person 1:Have u seen jack gilinskys snapchat?
person 2: *dead*
by smileho February 26, 2018
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mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits
by Willem Dafoes Junk May 25, 2018
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jack

a rank child that lets off farts every two seconds
smells incredibly bad.
by jackstinksofshit October 23, 2010
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