carnoustie twist

When your mum takes you out on the lash, waits to see you having a good time then wants to go home immediately...

My ma threw a carnoustie twist last night.

by Big baws macgraw January 3, 2022

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Twist

Twist (Name) is someone who is psychopathic and toxic, stealing girlfriends, getting high, and anarchy is all they know.

Also usually named after the popular song "Twist" By KoRn.

'Twist came over today and did crack off my bathroom sink.'

by weakazbtic October 11, 2023

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The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp

U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit

by anonymous March 27, 2024

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Kcinvar Twist

ragingly twisting your balls whilst a toothless prostitute (who may or may not be a nugget) licks your bum out with maximum efficiency. this is all done while hanging upside down in gimp suit at the oldest night club in the city.

Kanye West: I am in love with the Kcinvar Twist, and I'm a genius.

by Ravithegreat123! July 9, 2022

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Twist n Shot

Twist n shot is a slang term used to describe male masturbation, leading to an explosive release. Twisting hand motions leading to climax, can be associated with twisting and releasing hand motions.

Damn, last night I had a good old’ twist n shot and I feel much better.

by barkerbeasat June 28, 2025

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