Duke Thomas

The signal and a amazing man who deserves the world

"hey did write Duke Thomas into the new Nightwing comic?"
"No because I'm gross and annoying."-Tom Taylor

by Detectivecomics June 27, 2022

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Thomas Wiley

The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.

Person 1:"OMG jessica Todd is such a Thomas Wiley"
Person 2" ong"

by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022

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Sir Thomas

When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.

I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.

by Butt Coat September 7, 2022

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The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

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Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022

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