one order

A dangerous organized gang based in Spanish Town Jamaica. Rivals to the Clansman\Klansman Gang also based in Spanish Town.

Dont mess with him he's a one order member.

by El Capaton June 19, 2008

Firm One

A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.

There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.

"Meme Lord, give me a firm one!"

by The Meme Lord March 3, 2020

one for contact

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.

Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)

by KennyJeff May 1, 2019

Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.

COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111

by pkwatz March 22, 2010

Eyeball in one

When one swings a golf club to another individuals eye, the eye gets dislodged in the skull and is no longer visible once the club is removed.

hey man, your eye is gone!! yeah, I got an eyeball in one!

by edudorb March 6, 2011

The Ones Within

Is a really good anime

The Ones Within is a really good anime and is one of my favs

by XER101 December 23, 2020

on a bad one

when someone is so intoxicated or high on drugs that they don't know what they are doing, and consequently do something stupid or extremely illegal.

Gorge:Jamal where did you get all of this stolen shit?!?!
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.

Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...

by BIGMOKE December 29, 2007