dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina

Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration

by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016

i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.

"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"

by Fatty Bearsteak September 10, 2019

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 10, 2021

Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019

Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024