Kumquat Rule

A message board rule that is exclusive to a forum for an odd or obscure reason.

"Opus had a truamatic experience with kumquats as a child. Therefore, posting kumquat pictures results in a ban."

by PVP Forums September 13, 2003

Rule-C

"It's More Complicated Than That..",is an Acceptable and Adequate Response To virtually every statement or Question.

Certainly your argument is pefectly reasonable.But if you had looked at Rule-C,you'd know my answer has to be,"It's More Complicated than that".

by Waboa February 5, 2009

RULE #1

SHARE SNACKS

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks

by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020

rule 690

This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!

1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!

by Sonicwave.exe May 3, 2021

Rule 1328

If a place exists, you can drink beer in it!

Time for rule 1328!

by northern-southern March 11, 2018

Midas Rule

Whoever touches something first and cares the most gets to decide what to do with it.

Use the Midas Rule to encourage others to go ahead and work on what they want, or when someone's being lazy.

"Can I work on this project?" or "It'd be great if someone fixed this bug."
"Yes, by Midas Rule, feel free to work on that."

"Mom, I'm hungry."
"Yes, son. You're 16, by Midas Rule I'm sure you can find something to eat."

by Nivlong July 27, 2013

Booty Rule

When Making a decision always side with whoever you wanna do.

When Jack was forced to decide between sarah and vivian's sides in the argument, he following the principles of the booty rule and claimed that sarah was in fact right

by Rawrcat August 5, 2009