Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.

Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard

by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017

Big Bastard

An exceptionally large object, idea, or more commonly, person.

"Fuck me, he's a big bulky bastard in't he?"

"You got a mocha?"
"Yeah, a big bastard "

by Fat_Fellow January 26, 2018

fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014

Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know

“HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”

by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021

Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"

You are a bastard jummy!

by Stijn November 28, 2014