Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.

"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."

by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024

Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

Music surfing

When a person is listening to music on apps or websites for later download.

" I was just music surfing on YouTube an hour ago cause I wanted to find some new songs to download later on.

by SweatySpaghetti April 15, 2020

dock surfing

DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!

"Clarence & I went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome."

by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008

Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.

Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.

by Slick at west syde March 1, 2024

Surf Spray

Australian term for getting cum in the face

Oi mate he surf sprayed in my face!

by cooler flateary June 15, 2023

Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019