menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz August 23, 2016

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Steak and Anal Day

Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!

Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!

by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019

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Booty Steak

A juicy and/or tender booty. Typically a significant size, but can be used to describe any size of booty.

"DAMNN shawty got that medium rare booty steak"

by LordJmoney January 13, 2023

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hatchet steak

An 8 oz dollar steak served at a strip club extra rare.

I knew it was that time of the month when mike walked in and ordered the hatchet steak, he chose the crab appetizer which was half off

by Presto62 December 11, 2019

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Steak

An infinitely thick piece of meat that when frozen releases beef smelling molecules. It is the object of horror for many students in chemical engineering.

Are you guys ready for the steak?

Hell no, Albert about to cook that shit scary.

by MoistWontons November 14, 2022

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