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Satanic heavy metal

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and satanic rock.
by Deep blue 2012 October 23, 2009
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Satan stick

A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.
Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.
by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006
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satan's snow

When a man pulls out and jizzes into the bible.
I decided to do a satan's snow in a hotel bible and now they're charging me for it!
by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009
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satan's harelip

the correct spelling of "satin's hair lip." (god knows what that person thinks this means.) another term for "glint," a street drug made by mixing household chemicals and applied to the lips, at least according to amy sedaris.
jerri blank supplied poppy downs with glint aka satan's harelip.
by bookworm17 November 8, 2011
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Satan

The Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him. Thus, he is
the ultimate symbol of power ! Who can stand before him ?
Satan is the Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him.

He possesses the Terror of the Lord, in every imaginable way, but not the glory of the Lord !
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Satan

1. Satan is a fucking retarded little bitch that stinks. Satan produces a putrid odor that can be seen, heard, and actually felt. This odor can best be described as the stinkiest of stink, the most rancid of rancid, and the dankest of the dank.

2. Depending on the day, Satan demands being called a man, other days a woman. Both are true and false because Satan is a hermaphrodite transvestite and either has two assholes or two vaginas, once again depending on the day. Satan has a penis and one tiny testicle that is also his/her clitoris. This also depends on the day. Yet Satan is always on her period, 100% of the time.

3. Satan is a luster of everything yet has no values. The exception is his/her semen and feces battered beard which Satan enjoys snacking on because it is perfect seasoning.
Ex.1. Dude what did you eat? Your farts smell like Satan.

Ex.2. Wtf is wrong with Joe? Is he on his period? Nah he's just sataning (acting like a little bitch).

Ex.3. Man gollum was really sataning after that ring bro
by Guy13223 June 18, 2017
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satanist

A kickass song by Melodic Death Metal legends The Crown
Satanist - The devil's finest
A diamond - In the fear and silence
by truthfist September 15, 2005
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