Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021

Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut

Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl

by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021

Squirrel Face

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

Indit Squirrel

The adorable little critters you see running around on moderate to high doses of Diphenhydramine.

Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!

dude2: mskdefhdb

Dude1: yeah, i know.

by Doc Hydramine February 26, 2011

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023