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Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 19, 2023
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The benedict spray

On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.
Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.
by shophy March 6, 2011
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in game spray

The ability for other players to spray pictures on the walls from funny ones to disgusting furry and hentai sprays. This is common in tf2. If you want to spray something, please be reasonable. Don't spray your gross fetish sprays, no one needs to see them.
I'm going to try out my new nyan cat in game spray.
by annnnonnnnymous October 19, 2011
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Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet
Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray
by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018
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I’m sorry

I’m guessing that you want me to do something good for now on?

I hope my prison friends don’t think I’m ignoring them. I’ll try to find them and make contact, I think I might have lost a few :(. I will try to make contact with them, I feel really bad now.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020
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I’m sorry

The two single most difficult words to speak in the Modern English language. Whether it is among friends, family, or a romantic individual 85% of people can not say “I’m sorry” when wrong-doing their special one.
Samuel Bestwick: I’m sorry
Straight male: sorry I don’t forgive you Gay Sammy
by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021
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Prayers are Sprayers

Girls who are seemingly innocent are often the most kinky.
Dude I heard she goes to church with her family every Sunday.

You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.
by Idkmanireallydk August 2, 2022
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