Sports

the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Sports are how you were born.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.

Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022

sports administration

A program at Laurentian University (and many other universities across the globe) sometimes referred to as SPAD. This program focusses on the business of sport in areas such as HR, Finance, Marketing and many other areas. Many alumnus have gone on to be incredibly successful in the sport industry.

Jake: Hey Zach, what college program did you apply for?
Zach: I applied to sports administration so I can be the GM of the Leafs.

by Spad Gal 2021 July 8, 2018

EA Sports

A terminal disease disguised as a video game company.

EA Sports, it's really lame!

by PhoenixGamer34 March 25, 2021

Sport

A sport is a Competition based Competition with Competionion things. It doesn´t REQUIRE physical skills. It is an (competitive) athletic activity requiring skill OR physical Expertise. Which means it does NOT require physical skills.

(I only wrote this to say I found ACTUAL evidence of A definition without hysicla Activity. TAKE THAT LANGUAGE ARTS!!!)

Smort Boi: E-sports are ACTUAL SPORTS!!!

NoobBoi: NO THEY NOT!!! tHEY no HAve pHiSyChIcAl SkIlZ!!!

Smort Boi: You No need pHiSyChIcAl SkIlz

NoobBoi: Oh rly???

Smort Booi: Ye

NoobBoi: :o waow so Coolio

Smort Boi: Ye

IdotBOI: Chess aint a sport doe...

NoobBoui: :o

Smort Boi: YE IT IS!!!

IdotBOI: Nu Neither es el ~Debate~

Smort Boi: You little Meanie Muffin-

by Skeppyyy January 11, 2021

cliche sport

A cliché sport is one that is worldly recognized and played by many of all ages and is no longer a hip sport to play. Soccer would be a great example of a cliché sport for no matter where you go, there is a plethora of soccer players, fields, and balls. It is simply not a very hip sport to play anymore and is hence named a cliché sport.

cliché sport soccer cliche sport

by Lizzie Applebottom August 31, 2013

Pullerman-Sports

describes the sporting aspect of sexual intercourse.

I‘m the World-Wide-Champ of Pullerman-Sports

by Patrick Curry1992 November 5, 2023