sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 12, 2017

sports hypebeast

Someone who likes a sport team then claims that that the like another team because they are better than the original team they were rooting for.

Jack:(1996) I like the bulls I will always like the bulls

Jack:(2017) I like the warriors because they beat the bulls I am a sports hypebeast

by Saucey Rami October 29, 2017

Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.

Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!

by Jaygotdajuice30 April 6, 2017

Sports

Sports: noun, the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Did you watch that sports game last night it was the best.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

Sports

the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Sports are how you were born.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

Sports!

A saying, to put it in Phillip DeFranco's own words, used as a statement to say "I don't get what the hell is going on, but yay sports!!"

Crowd at a football (either American or European) game:*Cheering*
Me: I don't know how this game works but my game is supierior and can get those ponta better than your team! Sports!!

by the_perks_in_our_wizards July 6, 2017

Sport

Marching band

Let’s go to a marching band competition marching band a sport

by DaniellaR November 11, 2017