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Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
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Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...
by yosefstalin September 6, 2013
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Shotgunning A Blunt

(This works with nic too) Shotgunning is when you take a hit of your blunt (or nic) and exhale it into your friend’s or partner’s face or mouth.
I was shotgunning a blunt with my friend and he started kissing me with tongue.

I love when he shotguns his blunt in my mouth while we make out.
by <_ProxY_> July 18, 2024
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Triplebarrel Shotgun

The ultimate shotgun for dibbsing or aquirering the last say or best position.
"I shotgun front seat"
"I doublebarrel shotgun front seat"
"I triplebarrel shotgun front seat"

I.e the last person gets the front seat.
by StevenAWESOMENESS July 21, 2010
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auto shotgun

Auto shotgun goes to a person who always rides shotgun with the person 24/7 and is always playing the music
Bro I have auto shotgun, I always play the music and am always with you
by Killer whale September 8, 2016
mugGet the auto shotgunmug.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
mugGet the the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.mug.

shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.
Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.
by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012
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