Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.

Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy

by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021

Shotgunning A Blunt

(This works with nic too) Shotgunning is when you take a hit of your blunt (or nic) and exhale it into your friend’s or partner’s face or mouth.

I was shotgunning a blunt with my friend and he started kissing me with tongue.

I love when he shotguns his blunt in my mouth while we make out.

by <_ProxY_> July 18, 2024

auto shotgun

Auto shotgun goes to a person who always rides shotgun with the person 24/7 and is always playing the music

Bro I have auto shotgun, I always play the music and am always with you

by Killer whale September 8, 2016

shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.

Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.

by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012

Pep’s shotgun trap

To defend the house against further intruders and theft, Ratan Koushik mounted a 20-gauge spring-loaded shotgun ... The Case of The Shotgun Booby Trap (Real True ...)

Trap was created by Peps aka Ratan Koushik

The Pep’s Shotgun Trap on Rowan’s PC, he fell for the trap and it ended up shooting him using a 20-gauge spring loaded shotgun to the head. His brain then went flying over the place

by FusionZ21 November 21, 2023

Shotgun CPR

When someone with an unsanitary mouth or whom you don't want to put your lips to theirs needs cpr and you use your hand as a tube to breath air into them.

He look like he had some s*** on his lips so I had to give him shotgun CPR when he was overdosing.

by fannyt1 August 15, 2022

shotgun surgery

performing shotguns using a surgery. pretty self explanatory

I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery

by professional_circle July 19, 2023