Shutting down nifty’s with the boys

If the 6th definition of nifty on Urban Dictionary is exhaling weed immediately after inhaling it do avoid the taste, when you shut down nifty’s, you like the taste of marijuana. Shutting down nifty’s with the boys is patrolling parties and making sure NO ONE attempt to “pull a nifty”.

Me and my friend (we call him “sweet potato”) spent last Saturday night shutting down nifty’s with the boys after many claws.

by CornerPancake82 January 23, 2020

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Car sitting

When you sit in your car doing nothing but browsing through your phone and listening to music.

My boyfriend is always car sitting

by Sassy Sav July 3, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap

Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

by Bang tan army September 27, 2021