ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017

lucas shaffer

Lucas shaffer is the name of a king that is the best at basketball and has an extremely large penis.

Wow that guy is a lucas shaffer

by Bigdaddybluewhaledick November 15, 2017

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck

Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.

by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018

sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.

“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”

by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019

mrs shefchick

The worst fucking teacher. She will blame everything on u. She likes to put pressure on her students. She targets people. She also looks like the underside of a fucking rat. Tbh Im pretty sure she is the devil.

My whole group was fooling around and mrs shefchick only got mad at me because she is a bitch

by bjdshjkdgsjgdiqd December 12, 2019