squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.

Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!

by iwannawalk April 25, 2021

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Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.

I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.

by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021

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Squid Game

Squids playing games with Markiplier

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Squid Game. Now these are squids playing games, and I'm gonna ruin the fun by shooting them.

by Poggers243 November 3, 2021

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Squid Game

A sexual maneuver executed after having your partner consume a large meal. The partner that has consumed a copious amount of food is placed on a revolving object such a carousel, swivel chair, or lazy susan. The other partner spins the first and stops them after one revolution. After which the second party stuffs a squid or cephalopod equivalent into an orifice of the first party’s choosing. This continues until the first party vomits or soils themselves. The second party then fornicates with whichever orifice first released the squid.

“Terrence and I had a mukbang now we’re gonna play The Squid Game.”

“Why are you eating so much? Will you be playing the Squid Game later?”

“We only go to Golden Corral if we are planning on doing The Squid Game later”

by 6beers in 2balls Out November 3, 2021

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