Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."
by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.
by dadwdadw February 11, 2020

When you "sit" on a persons social media page and wait for a new post to come up so you can like and comment it.
"I'm waiting for jimmy to post another one from his vacation..."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."
by Red Barron 8810 June 19, 2017

by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016
