Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

simp

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.

Damn man, he's a simp

by ayyhoe May 7, 2020

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. (Squirrels squirrels) phineas and ferb. S to the I to the M to the P

“Simp SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

by Nathanb4ts June 26, 2019

SIMP

S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb

I love that song SIMP

by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019

Simp

Charlie G. Galloway

Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite

by Simpin November 13, 2019

Simp

Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat

Morgan is a simp

by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020

simp

when your cock hurts so much you put it out of its misery

did you hear that Jerry had a simp

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019