Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 08, 2020
by Shgendicyxbd May 20, 2019
Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong
Chwas the biggest peanut eating Shane!
by Kev mil April 22, 2017
The type of guy to deepthroat everything that even looks similar to a banana, while screaming autistically ex:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MORE BANANA'S!
by TEMPLAR1096 January 25, 2019
Shanees is a rat she’s always getting into sticky situations with men that she has no interest in and constantly complains about them youd think she would’ve learned by now but she hasn’t she also can’t cook
by Ikog November 24, 2021
Shanee is a sweet, miss understood boy with alot to give but quite often not someone to give it to. Although at times he can be impatient or blunt it's usually due to being overly protective out of love. Shanee is a person who most likely is either over the top hyper or depressed and there's really no in between (unless he's playing fortnite). If a Shanee cares about you he'll make sure you smile no matter what (even if it means changing into an Irish accent). No matter what mood he's in he'll always assure that he loves you. Shanee is amazing
Shanee a Mexican
by Angel cake December 19, 2021
Shanee is a sweet, miss understood boy with alot to give but quite often not someone to give it to. Although at times he can be impatient or blunt it's usually due to being overly protective out of love. Shanee is a person who most likely is either over the top hyper or depressed and there's really no in between (unless he's playing fortnite). If a Shanee cares about you he'll make sure you smile no matter what (even if it means changing into an Irish accent). No matter what mood he's in he'll always assure that he loves you. Shanee is amazing.
by Angel cake December 19, 2021