A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 23, 2024
Get the Shadow Jelqmug. Shadow Gang, organization founded and led by JUNSIK. Rival of the Asu & toilet gang. This gang was created to figth back against gr 7. 0 victory 10 losses. Cant even face pooorwangg.
by welovemsdesi April 14, 2021
Get the shadow gangmug. "Shadow Humor" Is when someone hides in the shadows of the phrase "Dark Humor" to openly hate on a specific kind of person or serious concept. For example, someone using shadow humor would frequently say things along the lines of "*insert specific kind of people* are so stupid. I could literally walk up to them and they would be *insert joke about common stereotype about said person* and then proceed to tell you your just too much of a snowflake to get dark humor. Someone who uses shadow humor also uses it for specific subjects pretty often.
Tyler: Haha dude watch me get sent to the principles office for slapping some girls wrist and saying "I like yuh cut g"
Kevin: That's the seventh joke you've made about people with problems like that today ... it's not even funny... there's no punchline you're just making fun of people who suffer from self-harm...
Tyler: Shut up Kevin! It's called 'Dark. Humour.' You're just too much of a snowflake to understand.
Kevin: That's not dark humor. You're using shadow humor. Stop using dark humor as an excuse to make fun of people with actual problems.
Kevin: That's the seventh joke you've made about people with problems like that today ... it's not even funny... there's no punchline you're just making fun of people who suffer from self-harm...
Tyler: Shut up Kevin! It's called 'Dark. Humour.' You're just too much of a snowflake to understand.
Kevin: That's not dark humor. You're using shadow humor. Stop using dark humor as an excuse to make fun of people with actual problems.
by Lil_Dum_Dum December 1, 2020
Get the Shadow Humormug. What Manchester City live in.
by man like web February 14, 2021
Get the shadowmug. Person A: I heard that Person C knows a lot of Person D's secrets!
Person B: Looks like someone has a shadow sighted eye.
Person B: Looks like someone has a shadow sighted eye.
by ChameleonDragon February 8, 2018
Get the shadow sighted eyemug. A mobile game with stupid ads and is clearly almost as cringey, if not more so than TikTok and Among Us are, would never play it and would not recommend anyone to do it.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 2, 2022
Get the RAID: Shadow Legendsmug. by shadow_wiggle_maker December 10, 2024
Get the shadow wigglemug.