Russian Crackpipe

When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe

Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life

by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017

russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009

russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.

"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"

by A silly whore September 7, 2007

russian candycane

when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum

my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane

by nastbitch101 January 19, 2011

Russian Crabpot

Step 1. You and somebody with crabs must empty out a tall freezer.
Step 2. Get in empty freezer. (You have to be in a freezer so it will be cold like Russia.)
Step 3. Have her do a handstand.
Step 4. Lift her up so where you are doing 69
Step 5. Dig in.
Congratulations you have now had a successful Russian Crabpot. Now I would recomend shaving.

Guy 1). Dude im so cold and my face itches.
Guy 2). Whoa what happened?
Guy 1). The Russian Crabpot happened.

by Jpatches December 13, 2010

Russian Enima

When multiple penises are in one anus

Her asshole is so big,gasp, I wonder if she got a Russian Enima

by Crazy93 August 11, 2009

Russian Raindrop

An act of torture: When youre sexing up your lady and when youre about to pop you tie your woman up, hold your junk over her head, pinch your dank, and have your jism drip out slowly on her forehead until you run out of baby batter.

Joe: Dude i gave sue the russian raindrop last night!
Bob: How long did it last for????
Joe: like 3 hours! by the end she was caked in my dried seed crying for her life
Bob: dude you rule. can you russian raindrop me??
Joe: ....

by TorturemeGibson October 16, 2009