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ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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Riley Rogers

this fish looking cunt is the biggest beta male you have ever seen. he smells like shit and is fucking trash at basketball
he cant even wank as he has a mangina. he is also lonely no one likes him. he also has 4 elbows
by grace lowe June 12, 2019
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john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018
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Roger

Somebody who enjoys Science-Fiction Movies, and Bollywood Films.

Not a big Fan of Political Discussions and Enjoys Tropical Weather.

Summers are FUN for Roger!!
Roger Enjoyed his summer of Movies in California.
by Deep-Sandhu December 12, 2021
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Pete Rogers

A dirty middle-aged guy who proceeds to post naked pictures while engaging in sexual intercourse on Facebook. He often posts on womens' walls exclaiming his love for their vaginal utilities and his wears an expression of angry passion.
Your dads a real Pete Rogers.
by Doc1985 September 4, 2014
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alexander rogers

An alexander rogers are usually super hot like to the point where girls who haven't seen him are falling for him he also has the tightest of asses stunning good looks and with his tall slender body u havent got to worry about any fat folds
random girl: ohh this boy alexander rogers is so hot ohhh
her male friend: who are u talking about u dont no any 1 named alexander rogers
random girl: i know but i know him in heart
by yayeeter37 April 21, 2022
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