realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.

www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."

by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

Realist

A pessimist in denial. Someone with an overwhelmingly negative view of the world and the future, but does not want the stigma associated with being called a pessimist, so they claim to view the world as it "really" is. Of course, in the eyes of the realist, it's never "really" good, it always "really" sucks.

Person A: You know, I hate people, the future sucks, life sucks and then you die. Might as well off myself right now.
Person B: Wow, you're a real pessimist!
Person A: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist.

by thealmightyseth February 23, 2011

realistik

someone who's not livin in a fantasy world. a person that is realistic.
<taken from the word realistic>>

your so realistik

by FOREALGurl August 26, 2003

Reality Kangs

People who purchase mass amounts of property and make double the profit.... can also mean people that live out of reality.

: He has so much land he is a Reality Kangs

: He is so out of touch with things goin on in the world he is a Reality Kangs

by MackDaddy 4114 January 25, 2009

Transgender Realism

One who is transforming or coming into who they truly feel they are inside of the opposite gender. One who realizes their true gender on the inside and begins living as that person.

This phrase was coined by Shirl Spencer of California of Progressive Edge Records. Robert has felt as though he was a female inside and is now bringing "Krystal" to the surface and living as Krystal. So Robert is going through transgender realism

by Taintedangell July 9, 2018

TRUMP ALTERNATE REALITY SYNDROME (TARS)

The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.

At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".

by DemocracyLover4EVA January 8, 2019

Reality Cheque

A reality cheque can be an imaginary or crudely drawn cheque sized piece of paper you hand someone when it's clear their getting too detatched from reality. Implying that they should cash it and come back down to earth from their emotional or psychological trip in the clouds. Used as a funnier alternative to yelling "Reality Check" and can sometimes be more effective due to subtlety.

"Aww man my girlfriend didn't text back right away, she must hate me. It's all over i may aswell just end it."

"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."

"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."

"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"

by TheWelshman July 22, 2012