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shotgun pattern

When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.
I just let out a shotgun pattern on Niko's toilet.
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
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Harry Potter pre game party

A party in which you watch all the Harry Potter movies that have already been made up until midnight when you then pile in a car to see the next film. Often accompanied by Harry Potter look alike contests and Potter trivia.
Bro: "Hey Dude i'm dying my hair red and shaving lightning bolts into my leg hair for the Harry Potter pre game party!!"
Dude: "Bro, don't pregame too hard"
by Justin Finch-Fletchy July 6, 2011
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Destiny Jean Potter

The most beautiful girl with the sexiest blue eyes and lovely blonde hair.
The most beautiful girl one can come across.
The most amazing girl ever.
She is sexy, beautiful, pretty, cute, and just overall amazing.
The girl that everyone wants.
She makes all other women jelious.
The most amazing and the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
She is absolutely, positively the most amazing person I have ever met.
She's the most amazing girl you will ever meet.
She's the most beautiful girl EVER!!!
She deserves the best and nothing less.
She's absolutely adorable.
She's the one that makes your heart beat faster.
She takes your breath away and leaves you speechless with just one look.
She is the ultimate girl!
Guy 1: Hey is that Destiny Jean Potter?

Guy 2: Holy shit no way where?

Guy 1: Right there!

Guy 2: Well I guess that must be her seeing as how shes the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life!
by dmcbudman November 8, 2011
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harry bloody potter

see twat
it is also a good way to insult some one
your a harry bloody potter eg.
twat
cunt
arse
raspberryface
cry baby
weaselhead
bed wetter
by patches O'hoolahan August 24, 2006
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Harry Potter

A Harry Potter is the action of sitting on someone's face, smothering their face with the anus, and then defecating.

This is so called because the receiver of the 'Harry Potter' does not see where the feces came from (due to close proximity to the anus), suggesting the feces appeared by 'magic'.
"Last night, a chick sat on my face and gave me a 'Harry Potter'. It stunk like hell but was a bloody good laugh"

"Excuse me good sir, would you care to participate in a 'Harry Potter'?"
by SgtJericho April 23, 2008
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Petter

-Where´s John?

-Oh, he´s gone doing a Petter.
-Goddamnit!
by MyXboxIsBroken January 25, 2011
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Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.
Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"
by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 20, 2009
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