Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.
Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.
by IAmRampantSprouts May 22, 2015
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pussed

This shit got me pussed off.
I'm bouta get pussed.
by Kosie Okhardt June 09, 2025
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Puss Russ

A sweet and kind hearted guy that loves to griddy and has curly hair. He can make anyone laugh, and always knows how to make someone smile. He is never too shy to do anything. He is also best friends with people named Zach. Puss russes are also pretty positive people.
Sawyer is such a puss russ. Wish there were more people like him with his rad personality.
by dorkyporkysmorky January 19, 2023
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Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face
Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything
by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019
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Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy
Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke
by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020
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PBJ Puss

When a girls pussy looks like a PBJ Sandwich.
Man, that girl Erica has a straight up PBJ puss!
by jackie2 October 08, 2007
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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
by Radical, repeating decimals April 11, 2018
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