Plank you

When you are in such a hurry for someone to give you something that you don't have time to say please and thank you so you say plank you.

Wife: OMG, Desperate Housewives is starting in 2 minutes! Give me the remote!
Husband hands it to her.
Wife: Plank you.

by Summer A.J. October 5, 2008

pfunk

Slang word for the gym, Planet Fitness

We are all going to meet up at pfunk at 5:30 to work out...

by JC6927 April 22, 2011

Skank Plank

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.

Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.

by da262 January 10, 2012

planker

a person who performs planking

What a planker on that statue!

by sidd_ultimate January 27, 2012

plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Plonk

The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"

"I just had a 1337 plonk man"

by n30x October 17, 2004

Plonker

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator

My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.

by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014