Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Wall Pirate

Facebook user who must comment on every wall post, regardless of whether or not the comment actually adds something to the conversation.

I wish Facebook had a way to block wall pirates from commenting at all!

by da_rockman September 29, 2009

Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"

The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.

by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.

I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

by aspen1974 February 4, 2010

butt pirate

One who engages in gay acts with other men. One who likes to pack the shit of another man. He often yells out arrrr when hes givin it his boyfriend Sonny. Also engages in butt pirate role playing games. Has a special little name too.

Rehmeyer really gave it to his boyfriend Vitale. He is the ultimate butt pirate.

by Drane October 6, 2007

butt pirate ass fucker

a nickname use commonly for gay people like david.

That guy standing over there in those tight pants is a butt pirate ass fucker.

by Alex Monteith April 12, 2008

Angry Bitch Pirate

When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.

"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."

by Muttwilliams June 10, 2008