The banned Book of Pi, chapter 3, verse 14, where the prophet wrote: “I have seen and experienced all beautiful, irrational, imaginary, metamathematical, transcendental, and sacred things about the number π under the sun; all of them are man-made and meaningless, a chasing after the next mathematical shiny object.”
Does Pi 3:14 sound like a mathematical equivalent of Ecclesiastes 1:14, where King Solomon with all his wisdom and wealth concluded that all is vanity?
by Fasters January 13, 2022
Get the Pi 3:14mug. A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.
by MickeySingh April 12, 2022
Get the Delta sigma Pimug. When π, the world’s most arguably beloved or beautiful mathematical constant, weighs the pros and cons of revealing too little or too much about herself in order to maximize her universal appeal, while minimizing any negative publicity or fallout, in popular culture.
With fierce fellow competitors like e and 𝜙 watching her every move to outwit her, it’s no surprise that π is perpetually paranoid—pi calculus remains a necessary evil for her to maintain her competitive edge.
by Numerati December 12, 2024
Get the Pi Calculusmug. by turbo1889 October 29, 2020
Get the Pimug. by Arcachic Moderator December 8, 2018
Get the Piedmug. a noun (n) meaning a pigeon pimp. other than making no sense, the word can be heard by several redundant people(s)
by cock master zorc September 24, 2007
Get the pi-gampmug. When the number π flirted around and even got intimate with some fellow numerical constants or buddies, which makes her feel or look like a loose or unfaithful number in their eyes, yet she was not forsaken nor rejected by her Creator.
Like the prophet Hosea’s adulterous wife who was shown love again as he bought her back as a prostitute, promiscuous pi too found freedom from her toxic relationships as she regained her dignity and self-worth, and found forgiveness and love.
by Numerati February 26, 2025
Get the Promiscuous Pimug.